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dear non american followers
today is thanksgiving
today we celebrate the fact that our starving ancestors got invited to a feast by native americans and repaid them by killing most of them and driving them off their land within 50 years
we celebrate being dicks
but the food is so good that we don’t think about that part
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A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn’t want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said “I cannot sit here next to this black man.” The fight attendant said “Let me see if I can find another seat.” After checking, the flight attendant r…eturned and stated “Ma’am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class.” About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated “The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class.” Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, “Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn’t want you to sit next to an unpleasant person.” Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.
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kiss-my-aspergers:viralthesoldier:toothyalcyone:
This is my fav post on tumblr
OH MY GOD THEY UPDATED IT
this made my night
This is wonderful adfggkhsf I’m dying
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in the midst of the election chaos, nicolas cage quietly sneaks away with the declaration of independence
Omfg this!
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Originally, Sebastian was to have an English accent. It was lyricist/producer Howard Ashman who suggested he be Jamaican. This opened the door to...
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thanks tyra
has anyone considered referring to keysmashes as “typerventilating”